escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I love having hate sex.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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