why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
