i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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