My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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