Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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