so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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