What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize
