Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
How's work?
Spinning.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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