one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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