He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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