Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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