why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just gift wrapped bread.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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