it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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