I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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