I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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