so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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