Whod you bang
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I pour the whiskey from now on
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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