i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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