So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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