Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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