Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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