I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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