When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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