Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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