I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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