is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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