Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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