you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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