I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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