evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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