I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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