Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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