i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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