Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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