So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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