Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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