"it" just moved
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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