just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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