i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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