So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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