that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They took my balls.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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