please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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