it hurts more in the daytime
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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