Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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