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i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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