everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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