Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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