tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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