Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
soo... how was my night?
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