You surviving the open bar?
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so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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