u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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