i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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