He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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